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FAQ's

Where are you located?

100% Printed in the USA!

Every shirt is printed and shipped from US facilities after you order it. Nobody needs a passport, including the raccoon.

Do you ship internationally?

Not Yet.

For now we only ship within the United States. The animals are working on their paperwork.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Like a hawk.

Once your order ships, we'll email you a tracking number so you can stalk your package all the way to your door.

What materials are your products made of?

Premium Materials, Zero Scratchiness!

It's the Gildan Softstyle® 64000 — Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton. Heather colors are a cotton-poly blend, which is what makes them look heathered. Unisex fit. Check the size chart before you order, because the animals can't help you with that part.

Free Shipping

On all orders over $75

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100% Encrypted & Private

Made to Order

Printed after you buy it. No warehouse full of unsold llamas.

Misprint? We Fix It

Damaged or wrong item? We'll make it right.